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Rizwan's titles: "TOW we have midget love" (opening title card) and "TOW there is no title" (closing credits) Originally aired Monday, March 6th, 2000. Hosting sequence #1: Both our hosts are in deep sleep and we see their dreams. Mike dreams of an enraged midget tormenting him as he (Mike) hides in a refrigerator. Ben dreams of girls. Mike awakens from his dream and calls Ben, deciding they need to get to work on the show. Next Clip > Opening credits Hosting sequence #2: Ben strolls thoughtfully along the beach. In a second telephone call, Mike and Ben agree to meet at the candy machines and start hunting for a script for their show. < Previous Clip Next Clip > Mike and Ben's Finals Course: For the relief of stressful final examinations, courtesy of "The Mike and Ben Show." With these tricky cheating techniques, available in one kit, students need no longer fret about accumulating any knowledge before taking tests. Featuring: Mike Pesses, Ben Larson, Faisal Ahmed, Kris Holcomb Choice of a New Generation: Greg drinks some Diet Pepsi. Featuring: Greg Snyder Next Clip > Hosting sequence #3: Mike and Ben look for a script for the show to no avail. The hunt, that is. The hunt is to no avail, not the show. < Previous Clip Next Clip > The Rain Can Be Fun!: Part one of two: The Royce Quad. On a cold rainy day, our cast, clad in bathing suits, dispels the myth of the wet-weather blues with gaiety and frivolity. Featuring: Ben Larson, Greg Snyder, Sean Hart, Judy Ashouri, Sean Mount, Roberta Brodsky, Joe Walcek Next Clip > Hosting sequence #4: Ben continues to dream about a girl taking off her top. Mike wakes him up, however, so they can continue the search for their script under the shoes of several citizens, one of whom has a really big boot. < Previous Clip Next Clip > I Hate Movies: A smug character armed with a handheld mic and a loudspeaker gives away the endings of many suspenseful movies, both contemporary and classic. Featuring: Myles Nye Choice of a New Generation con't: Greg drinks some more Diet Pepsi. Featuring: Greg Snyder < Previous Clip Next Clip > The Rain Can Be Fun!: Part two of two: Slippery When Wet. The continued tomfoolery of college students in the rain, this time with spontaneous slip-and-slide actions and a Norwegian God flipping back his flaxen locks. Featuring: Ben Larson, Greg Snyder, Sean Hart, Judy Ashouri, Sean Mount, Roberta Brodsky, Joe Walcek, Thor Erickson < Previous Clip Hosting sequence #4: < Previous Clip Next Clip > Choice of a New Generation con't: Greg drinks from two cans of Diet Pepsi at the same time. Featuring: Greg Snyder < Previous Clip Next Clip > John Laun's "Blind Date" [independent student film]: Parody of "Dating Game" type shows in which a visually impaired man with an accent goes on a date with a woman. Also Superman performs oral sex. Featuring: Roberta Brodsky Choice of a New Generation concluded: Greg drinks just a little more Diet Pepsi and then throws up all over the place. Featuring: Greg Snyder, vomit < Previous Clip Hosting sequence #5: The quest for the script has proved fruitless, Mike is thwarted at a soda machine, and all seems grim. Just then, a girl with boobs appears at a little place with a soda and a script. < Previous Clip Closing credits: The girl puts on her raincoat and goes home. Also, outtakes from the "Fun in the Rain" outings. Shanghai Ped logo shown over Judy in the fountain.   Paging the top of this page... paging the top of this page