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Rizwan's title: "TOW Sean bakes" Originally aired Monday, January 31st, 2000. Public Service Announcement: Mike warns students against the latest perversion to plague the campus, that of students sexually harassing statues in north campus's Murphy Sculpture Garden. Voiceover accompanies horrifying secret camera footage. Featuring: Mike Pesses, Judy Ashouri, Joe Walcek, Eric Fagundes, Sean Mount, Greg Snyder Opening credits Hosting sequence #1: Mike and Ben welcome us to the show and introduce the first piece. Rap It Up: Our heroes pursue and annoy pedestrians on campus attempting to freestyle rap for and about them. They eventually give up and just foment misinformation among a tour group. Featuring: Mike Pesses, Ben Larson Hosting sequence #2: The boys do all-too-compelling imitations of nerds by means of introducing the following skitch, which is of particular interest to nerds. Tech Wreck: Our correspondent terrorizes participants at the U.C.L.A. Technical Fair, including representatives from Boeing, Pacific Bell, and other mom and pop enterprises. Featuring: Sean Hart Hosting sequence #3: Ben shows the classic symptoms of depression. Mike prescribes professional psychiatric therapy, providing a silky-smooth segue into the subsequent segment. Public Therapy: Dr. Thaddeus Hushpuppy welcomes two fake psychiatrists who analyze real students. Where they find no neuroses, they make some up. Featuring: Sean Hart, Mike Pesses, Ben Larson Hosting sequence #4: Visible only from the neck down, the boys flex their muscles and strut their stuff. They invite ladies watching the show to enter a contest to win a date with Mike and Ben by E-mailing, in 30 words or less, how they would handle Mike and Ben. Behind Open Doors (Independent student film): A parody of MTV's "The Real World" set in the campus suites. Hosting sequence #5: The Siegfried and Ross of the campus television scene conclude this second show. Mike declares it "just weird." Closing credits: Additional footage from the student segment and various black and white photo stills. The Shanghai Ped logo is projected over a still photograph of Washington, D.C.'s fine monument the Lincoln Memorial.   Elevator doors are closing... going up to the top of the page