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Rizwan's title: "TOW we
fall in love"
Originally aired Monday, February 14th, 2000.
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Buzz's
Secret Confession:
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In this
first installment of a series, one of our actors
unbosoms his affection for a woman who acts as a
guiding force in his life.
Featuring:
Buzz
Reynolds
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Opening
credits
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Hosting
sequence #1:
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In a
festive apartment setting decorated with
arrow-hearts on the walls (or, in Ben's opinion
"cock-and-balls"), the boys inform us that
they've been kicked out of the dorms. Ben coaxes
an introduction out of a coquettish Mike.
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Serenade:
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Dick,
your Valentine's Day minstrel, serenades the
captive occupants of an elevator in
Ackerman Square.
Featuring:
Ben
Larson,
Greg
Snyder
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Hosting
sequence #2:
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Ben
reflects on his admiration for pears and orgies.
Mike coins the word "skitch."
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Public
Displays of Affection:
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The
hormones fly in all directions as a couple with
a superabundance of affection make out and make
trouble in a variety of locations.
Featuring:
Thor
Erickson,
Val, Jesse, Myles
Nye
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Hard
Love-- When Cupids Go Bad:
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The dark
side of Valentine's Day. Ominous, black-clad
angels menacingly profess their love to the
campus, one person at a time.
Featuring:
Sean
Hart
(voice), Joe
Walcek,
Mike
Pesses,
Ben
Larson
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Sean
Heckman's Secret Confession:
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In what
will prove a harbinger of episodes to come, our
producer dedicates his passion to a
world-renowned young lady who probably wouldn't
let him lick the frost off her blades.
Featuring:
Sean
Heckman
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Hosting
sequence #4:
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The
show's producer, seen in the previous bit,
arrives at the filming of the hosting shots and
is none too pleased. He sits in on the
proceedings and curtails any tomfoolery.
Featuring:
Thor
Erickson,
Sean
Heckman
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Choose
a Date for Mike and Ben:
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Mike and
a panel of the writers interview the top six
young women who responded to the query in the
previous week's episode. The interrogators
tag-team asking questions of the ladies who
reply with remarkable pluck and grace,
considering the silly circumstances. One
interview degenerates into a wrestling match and
the audience is invited to E-mail its
vote.
Featuring:
Mike
Pesses,
Greg
Snyder,
Sean
Hart,
Price
Peterson,
Leah
Sprecher,
Liza, Christina, Megan, Jessica, and
Monica
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Hosting
sequence #5:
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Mike
elaborates on his previous claim that his balls
are massive by asserting that his penis is of
similarly gargantuan stature. This rodomontade
provokes Ben into challenging him to produce his
member. The challenge fizzles, however, as
neither one actually whips it out.
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Carl's
Secret Confession:
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In the
penultimate secret confession, Carl butters up
to a certain big man on campus.
Featuring:
Carl
Moren
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Hosting
sequence #6:
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Mike and
Ben wrap up the episode and promise free goodies
to people who validate their existence. Ben
mocks the death of Mike's girlfriend and gives a
brief review of the long running family favorite
"The Beach."
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Closing
credits:
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The
credits roll over the last of the secret
confessions, in which George finds love on the
telephone-- no, not like that. The Shanghai Ped
logo is shown over George's face.
Featuring:
George
Velasco
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I said doctor,
it's for sure, take me to the top
of the page,
that's the cure
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