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[Price's remarks are large, red and in Italic brackets, like this.] Originally aired Monday, May 8th 2000. [Written almost entirely under the influence of the ganja.] Introduction: Our promotions head makes her on-air debut with a short and darling description of her previous night's dream. Featuring: Ceci Mak Opening credits 4/20 Writers Meeting Sequence #1: Tim Heiderich toasts a fictional married couple as a thoroughly stoned Thor looks on from the corner. Featuring: Tim Heiderich, Thor Erickson, Myles Nye (voice) Next Clip > The Girl From Ipanema: Part one of four. A girl seems to be dead. Featuring:  Roberta Brodsky Next Clip > 4/20 Writers Meeting Sequence #2: The writers brainstorm an exciting sketch about household pets and the space program. Featuring:  Myles Nye, Mike Pesses, Sean Hart, Sean Heckman, Thor Erickson, Roberta Brodsky, Rizwan Kassim < Previous Clip Next Clip > Doggies and Kitties in Space!: A movie trailer for the up-coming feature film which combines the best elements of "Space Camp" and "Milo and Otis." Featuring:  Mike's kittie, Rebecca's puppy, Myles Nye (voice) [Pretty self-explanatory. This sketch features the most astonishingly preposterous special effects maybe ever.] Quelling the Rebellion: After viewing the summer 1998 runaway art-house blockbuster "Small Soldiers," Jessica decides to nip any potential toy rebellions in the bud. Featuring: Jessica Moss Next Clip > [Note illicit dorm filming.] The Girl From Ipanema: Part two of four. A girl seems to be dead on a toilet. Featuring: Roberta Brodsky < Previous Clip Next Clip > 4/20 Writers Meeting Sequence #3: Ruminations on tennis racquets in love and the proposal of a skit for Rizwan's mom. Featuring: Sean Hart, Sean Heckman, et al < Previous Clip Next Clip > General Manager Announcement: UCLA TV's technical advisor pulls consonants out of a hat to find wacky alternative spellings for lesser countries, drinks a few sips of vodka, and just looks all around fabulous in a glamorous dress. Featuring: Rizwan Kassim Quelling the Rebellion Continued: Jessica proceeds to put the rest of her toys in a clothes dryer. Featuring: Jessica Moss < Previous Clip Young Man Finds a Bag of "Demon Weed" in a Vending Machine: In the style of early 20th century silent nickelodeon films, a young man discovers and purchases some ganja in a common vending machine. Featuring: Tim Heiderich [That's a lot of nickels!] 4/20 Writers Meeting Sequence #4: The writers continue their brainstorming, this time in regards to German sock puppets, fertility, fudge and of course, vaginas. Featuring:  Myles Nye, Sean Hart, Tim Heiderich, Sean Heckman, et al < Previous Clip Next Clip > I Love My Vagina: Our producer declares his love for his vagina in several public places around UCLA and he gives his vagina a chance to voice its feelings as well. His clitoris and a piece of foreign material also chime in. Featuring:  Sean Heckman, Mike Pesses (voice), Myles Nye (voice), Sean Hart (voice) 4/20 Writers Meeting Sequence #5: The writers make fun of nerds. Featuring:  Sean Hart, Myles Nye, Tim Heiderich, Sean Heckman < Previous Clip Next Clip > [Note irony.] South Campus Humor: An expose on the hilarious pranks and in-jokes of the campus's math and science experts. Featuring:  Joe Walcek, Sean Heckman, Ben Larson, Nelson Hung [Is there anything funnier than nerds trying to be funny?  Or is there anything sadder?] The Girl From Ipanema: Part three of four. A spirited Mike enters the washroom and stumbles upon a dead girl sitting on a toilet.  He worriedly thinks about what to do. Featuring:  Roberta Brodsky, Mike Pesses < Previous Clip Next Clip > 4/20 Writers Meeting Sequence #6: The gang thinks about the possible hilarity of a German sock puppet. Featuring: Tim Heiderich, Thor Erickson, Myles Nye, et al < Previous Clip Next Clip > Kaiser Von Sök, Evil Genius: A menacing sock puppet with a German accent and a World War I Kaiser hat tries to enroll at UCLA and meets some interesting characters along the way. Featuring: Tim Heiderich (voice and wrist) [Note the Kaiser licking a hairdo.] Tap Dancing to the Sounds of Fecalphiliac Pornography: Tap dancing to the sounds of fecalphiliac pornography. What were you expecting? Featuring: Myles Nye (feet and voice), Jessica Moss (voice), Tim Heiderich (sound effects) [Is a description even necessary for this one?] The Girl From Ipanema: Part four of four. In the saga's bizarre conclusion, Mike opts not to dial 911, but rather to eat the dead girl's poop. Questions for discussion follow. Featuring: Mike Pesses, Roberta Brodsky < Previous Clip [Note: the dead girl grimaces when Mike reaches between her legs.] 4/20 Writers Meeting Sequence #7: The most productive writers meeting ever winds down with lots of hugs and warm fuzzies, as is revealed all the writers were only pretending to be wasted. The only person who was actually under the influence was the producer. Featuring:  Sean Heckman, Myles Nye, Rizwan Kassim, Sean Hart, et al < Previous Clip The Big Finish: We re-visit Ceci from the beginning of the show and rejoice together as her dream comes true! With a nod to the somber tear-jerker "There's Something About Mary." Featuring:  Ceci Mak, Myles Nye, Sean Heckman, Tim Heiderich, Roberta Brodsky, Jessica Moss, Mike Pesses, Jason Eason, Price Peterson [Note: clip from a sketch we didn't even air.] Closing credits: Strangely, this episode features no closing credits but rather an aggressive title card directing any complaints to Noah Bookman. I don't really want to read the E-mails about this episode, but the devil says I have to. Pass that thing and go back to the top