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Originally aired Monday, May 29th. Hosting sequence #1: Mike and Ben introduce the show, but are interrupted by a mysterious, menacing, masked, hooded figure. Featuring: Greg Snyder Next Clip > Opening credits Hosting sequence #2: The boys apologize for the interruption and assure us it won't happen again. The menacing figure cuts in once again and announces his intention to ruin Mike and Ben just as they ruined him. Featuring: Greg Snyder < Previous Clip Next Clip > Protest Songs for the New Millennium: Part one of four. Two children of the 60's roam Bruin Walk with a guitar and drum, protesting baggy pants, overpriced Doritos, and Hello Kittie. Featuring: Myles Nye, Sean Hart Next Clip > Spring Sing: A gay romp outside UCLA's yearly talent competition, featuring the students who weren't talented enough to actually get in the show interspersed with environmental warnings. Featuring: Mike Pesses, Ben Larson, Joe Walcek Protest Songs for the New Millennium: Part two of four: "Worker's Comp (You Owe Me a Spatula)." The protesters sing about a poster of a photograph featuring construction workers eating their lunch sitting on a high steel girder. Featuring: Myles Nye, Sean Hart < Previous Clip Next Clip > Dodge Ball: A team of actors engage in the school yard favorite dodge ball with passing students, who don't know they're playing. Featuring: Joe Walcek, George Velasco, Price Peterson, Ben Larson, Tim Heiderich, Roberta Brodsky Hosting sequence #3: The ominous figure in the toilet gives Mike and Ben a hint as to what their fate might hold in store for them. Featuring: Greg Snyder < Previous Clip Next Clip > Protest Songs for the New Millennium: Part three of four: "The Praxis Song." A little ditty celebrating (and protesting) the campus's most visible political party. Featuring: Myles Nye, Sean Hart < Previous Clip Next Clip > The Dance of Dishonor: An independently produced, original student film from cast member Kris Holcomb. Mike and Ben enlist Kris's help to perform the Dance of Dishonor that will bring down the Matrix. Or something like that, it's kind of hard to follow. Featuring: Kris Holcomb, Mike Pesses, Ben Larson, Myles Nye, Sean Heckman, Roberta Brodsky Hosting sequence #4: The hooded figure reveals himself as Greg Snyder. In a show-down scene modeled on John Woo's "Face/Off," Mike and Greg battle to the death in the bathroom while Ben cheers on whoever is winning. Featuring: Greg Snyder < Previous Clip Closing credits: "Protest Songs for the New Millennium:" Part four of four. "Free Me," a protest song for the 80's, one of self-indulgence and affluence. Interspersed with outtakes from the battle scene, including one in which Greg reveals a bit more than ANYONE intended. < Previous Clip Show me the E-mails about this episode or I'll protest some more Top o' the page to ye, lassie.