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RIP Mike and Ben
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[Myles's
comments are in big, blue, Italicized brackets, just like
these.]
Originally aired Monday,
May 22nd.
[I
kind of worked myself ragged on the 420 episode, so Heckman
gave me the week off for this episode, which means that I
didn't have a lot to do with this one. That won't stop me
from flappin' my gums about it, I just thought you'd like to
know.]
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Hosting
sequence #1:
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God
leaves two messages on Mike and Ben's answering
machine, proclaiming them the new prophets to
herald his triumphant return.
Featuring:
God (voice)
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Opening
credits
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Stand-Up
On the Mount
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Jesus
Christ performs insult stand-up comedy on Bruin
Walk.
Featuring:
Myles
Nye
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[What
is there to say? You can say anything from behind a beard. I
cooked up a lot of these at the writing session and the
morning we filmed, and some of them just came to me spur of
the moment like. A couple that didn't make it
in:
"Take
my nun-- please!"
"A
leper comes up to me and says, 'Oh, Jesus, heal me, oh
Jesus, I am a leper, oh save me, please!' I says to him,
'Hey-- don't go all to pieces!'"]
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Hosting
sequence #2:
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"Mozus
Ain't Got Nothin' On Us." Mike and Ben test
their powers as prophets by attempting with
little success to part the Inverted Fountain on
campus. They have more luck at parting other
objects, and eventually get two bags of Crunch
'n' Munch for the price of one.
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["Parting
words"! Get it? HAHAHAHAHAHAH!]
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Muriel Schlottz,
Attorney at Law:
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An
affectionate Satanic couple is saddened by their
daughter's wholesome change in attitude once she
starts listening to Christian rock music. With
the help of Muriel Schlottz, they sue the
bastards and get their little devil back.
Featuring:
Sean
Hart,
*
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Leah
Sprecher,
Thor
Erickson
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[My
friend Laney pointed out that Thor's Muriel Schlottz voice
sounds like when Ferris Bueller's tightly-wound friend
impersonates Ferris's dad on the phone with the principal.
Isn't Leah a cutie-pie? The last shot of Hart and *,
where they're nuzzling noses, originally ended with him
mounting her and humping, but I guess Thor felt it was
distasteful so he trimmed it. You can still see Hart jumping
her just before the camera cuts away.]
[I
was supposed to show up for this and be the third Jewish
person but I totally forgot. Heckman stood in for me, and
I'm sure you'll agree he did a fine job of being a Jew. I
love that this is Crystal's debut, and Rebecca's first
line.]
[Tim
with FinalCut Pro reminds me of Penny and her book. You
know, from "Inspector Gadget." He can do
anything.]
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Episode
One Battle:
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"The Dark
Jewdi vs. the Force (of Christ)." Two Christians
armed with a giant wooden cross and fluorescent
light bulbs battle to the death with a Jew armed
with a colossal Menorah.
Featuring:
Carl
Moren,
Sean
Mount,
Ben
Feller
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[You
know that book If You Give a Mouse A Cookie? Well, if
you give a boy a camera, he will film a fight scene.
Everyone I show this episode to goes, "Hey, what's that
weird ride those kids are on? I want one of
those!"]
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Hosting
sequence #3:
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"Letters
to God." Mike and Ben read through prayers sent
to the Lord and decide which are worthy of being
granted.
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[Would
Anne Frank describe herself as being "in a foreign country"?
Just wondering.]
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Know
Your Popes
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A helpful
guide to the lesser known religious icons of the
20th century.
Featuring:
Tim Heiderich
(voice)
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[This
is very very funny. But I like how "And Pope John Stuart"
comes completely out of nowhere and there is an awkward
pause afterwards.]
[Price
outdoes himself. He's a pretty funny guy. For a
wetback.]
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The
Bare Naked Bards: Blair Witch Parody No.
3411
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A
commercial for an on-campus comedy troupe and
their upcoming performance, "Acting Good." In
the style of the sophisticated masterpiece of
writing, "The Blair Witch Project."
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Closing
credits:
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The boys
frolic in the water, swimming in synchronization
and enjoying religion themed swimming pool
games.
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Our father who
art in heaven, show me the E-mails
about this show
Take me to the
top
of this page,
or heaven, whichever
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