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Originally aired Monday, May 22nd. Hosting sequence #1: God leaves two messages on Mike and Ben's answering machine, proclaiming them the new prophets to herald his triumphant return. Featuring: God (voice) Next Clip > Opening credits Stand-Up On the Mount Jesus Christ performs insult stand-up comedy on Bruin Walk. Featuring: Myles Nye Hosting sequence #2: "Mozus Ain't Got Nothin' On Us." Mike and Ben test their powers as prophets by attempting with little success to part the Inverted Fountain on campus. They have more luck at parting other objects, and eventually get two bags of Crunch 'n' Munch for the price of one. < Previous Clip Next Clip > Muriel Schlottz, Attorney at Law: An affectionate Satanic couple is saddened by their daughter's wholesome change in attitude once she starts listening to Christian rock music. With the help of Muriel Schlottz, they sue the bastards and get their little devil back. Featuring: Sean Hart, * *, Leah Sprecher, Thor Erickson One of These Things Is Not Like the Others: An Asian person notices three Jewish people standing with an African American person. Featuring: Rebecca Rosenberg, Sean Heckman, Roberta Brodsky, Lawrence Givens, Crystal Liu Satanic Messages in Mainline: Bewildered friends observe the demonic subliminal messages found in "Mainline," UCLA's TV newsmagazine. Featuring: Joe Walcek, Mike Pesses, Sean Heckman, Tim Heiderich (voice) Episode One Battle: "The Dark Jewdi vs. the Force (of Christ)." Two Christians armed with a giant wooden cross and fluorescent light bulbs battle to the death with a Jew armed with a colossal Menorah. Featuring: Carl Moren, Sean Mount, Ben Feller Hosting sequence #3: "Letters to God." Mike and Ben read through prayers sent to the Lord and decide which are worthy of being granted. < Previous Clip Next Clip > Know Your Popes A helpful guide to the lesser known religious icons of the 20th century. Featuring: Tim Heiderich (voice) Confessing Our Sins Three guilt-stricken students unbosom their most wicked deeds in hopes of absolution. Featuring: Ben Feller, Jessica Moss, Joe Walcek The Bare Naked Bards: Blair Witch Parody No. 3411 A commercial for an on-campus comedy troupe and their upcoming performance, "Acting Good." In the style of the sophisticated masterpiece of writing, "The Blair Witch Project." Hosting sequence #4 The new converts are baptized as they reject Satan and all his badness. Featuring: Joe Walcek, Sean Heckman, Ben Feller < Previous Clip Closing credits: The boys frolic in the water, swimming in synchronization and enjoying religion themed swimming pool games.   Our father who art in heaven, show me the E-mails about this show Take me to the top of this page, or heaven, whichever