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Originally aired Monday, April 17th. Uh-Oh!: "The Mike & Ben Show" makes its dubious comeback with this homage to a certain milky bodily fluid. Featuring:  Mike Pesses, Eric Fagundes, Ben Feller, Ben Larson, Sean Mount, Willow Geer-Alsop Opening credits Hosting sequence #1: The lads gussy themselves up for a date with Leah, the winner of last season's Valentine's Day contest.  They pick her up at Sproul Hall and her experience goes downhill from there. Featuring: Leah Sprecher Next Clip > Peaceful Protest: A long overdue rally protesting the prime time travesty that is Chuck Norris's career. Featuring: Myles Nye, Greg Snyder, Sean Heckman, Joe Walcek, Jeff Parker, Justin Dunlap A Message From the Chancellor: UCLA's beloved Chancellor Albert Carnesale relates a few nuggets of wisdom to his student body. Featuring: Albert Carnesale Hosting sequence #2: The three-way daters wander aimlessly through the streets of Santa Monica and have a rather unsatisfactory meal at the local Hooters. Featuring: Leah Sprecher, Jeanine Marques, dogs < Previous Clip Next Clip > Sudden Student Death Syndrome: A public service announcement warning against this dread disease, with extensive examples of the terrifying toll it can take on the studentry. Featuring:  Sean Hart, Myles Nye, Roberta Brodsky, Sean Heckman, Greg Snyder, Sean Mount, Buzz Reynolds, Joe Walcek, Eric Fagundes, Jeff Parker, Justin Dunlap Heckman's Plea: Our producer announces his intention to fight tirelessly until Michelle Kwan goes on a date with him, enlisting encouragement from other students who urge the young lady to take a chance. Featuring:  Sean Heckman, Mike Pesses, Rebecca Rosenberg Hosting sequence #3: The triumvirate roams the Santa Monica Pier and "enjoyment" takes a backseat to lame small-talk and uncomfortable silences.  Ben finds time to discuss "those people who pick up trash on campus who are retarded" and a charming couple from Arizona steals the entire segment.  Featuring: Leah Sprecher, stoner guys, two darling Arizona students < Previous Clip Mike & Ben Makeovers: The gang fights off the bored blues with an afternoon of kooky make-over fun. Featuring:  Ben Larson, Mike Pesses, Lawrence Givens, Sean Hart, Thor Erickson, Greg Snyder, Jessica Moss, Price Peterson, Roberta Brodsky, Kris Holcomb 2000 MB Award Winner: Best Drag Queen: Myles Nye Hosting sequence #4: Ben, Leah, and Mike get solo moments to discuss how their evening is going, like on "The Real World."  Mike and Ben drop Leah off at Sproul and go drink by themselves. Featuring:  Leah Sprecher Closing credits: Still photographs culled from the episode's various sketches.  The lush black and white portraits are reminiscent of early Ansel Adams.   Read Price's comments on this episode That's all well and good, but I prefer the top of this page