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Originally aired Monday,
April 24th.
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Inconsequential
Women of the 20th Century:
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A
recurring segment in which the most trivial
women of the last 1,000 years are held
accountable for their failure to contribute
anything to the world. In this case, Mother
Theresa.
Featuring:
Tim
Heiderich
(voice)
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Opening
credits
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Hosting
sequence #1:
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Mike and
Ben show us a woman and introduce the theme of
the show.
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Instructional
Dating Video:
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*, a
new member of the cast, teaches viewers the do's
and don't's of a first date. Multiple choice
responses (in the style of YM!) appear on
the screen; * tells us to touch our
selection and the TV will keep track of our
score.
Featuring:
*
*
Read
the shooting script for this
skitch
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Inconsequential
Women of the 20th Century:
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This
second installment highlights the shortcomings
of the actress who played Thelma on "Good
Times," the show where Jimmy Walker would say
"Dyn-o-mite!"
Featuring:
Tim
Heiderich
(voice)
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Hosting
sequence #2:
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Mike and
Ben consider what it is about women that they
like. Mike likes women because they compliment
him, but then realizes that only his mother does
that.
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Jessica's
Shot Down
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Inspired
by Josh
Soskin's
Shot Down from the very first episode, Jessica
tries out an array of disgusting come-on lines
to unsuspecting men.
Featuring:
Jessica
Moss
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2000
MB Award Winner:
Worst
Joke Never to Tell Mom:
Coat hanger
abortions
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Heckman's
Fantasy
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In this
week's plea to Michelle Kwan, we see Heckman
sitting in the editing room, reading racing
magazines, and dreaming of Michelle.
Featuring:
Sean
Heckman
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Male
Impregnation Foundation
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A
passionate group of students lobbies on Bruin
Walk and in Ackerman Union (specifically, the
elevators) for giving men the right to bear
children. They gather signatures, rally with the
loudspeaker, and demonstrate such concepts as
the "duderus" with detailed visual aids.
Featuring:
Price
Peterson,
Joe
Walcek,
Roberta
Brodsky,
Tim
Heiderich,
Rizwan
Kassim
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Hosting
sequence #3
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Mike and
Ben solicit opinions about women from other men,
among them two guys who like tits and one
incredibly pretentious guy who actually has the
nerve to say his girlfriend is like "the other
half of my soul."
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Inconsequential
Women of the 20th Century:
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The third
installment holds up a series of women for
derision: Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson,
Leanne Rimes, Mandy Moore, and Trica Yearwood.
After getting confused as to which name goes
with which picture, we learn whom these
inconsequential women really wanted to
be.
Featuring:
Tim Heiderich (voice)
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The
Eve Factor
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A serious
political round-table show about women's issues
gets sidetracked as the experts are distracted
by fat girls in Capri pants, hotties, and "the
dancing bug."
Featuring:
Judy Ashouri, Leah Sprecher, * *,
Jessica Moss, Roberta Brodsky
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Hosting
sequence #4:
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Mike and
Ben ask more men what they like about women. The
sub-titles alert us that these men are aroused
by little boys (specifically Elian Gonzales) and
find cancer funny.
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Inconsequential
Women of the 20th Century:
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The final
episode of this piece scorns "Cathy" of comic
strip fame for her fetal helplessness and
immaturity.
Featuring:
Tim Heiderich (voice)
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Hosting
sequence #5:
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Mike and
Ben, still at a loss for a tidy conclusion to
the episode, intercept a real live woman on her
way to the bathroom. She spells it out for them:
"We're not better than the other, just
different."
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Closing
credits
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Mike
reveals that the seemingly enlightened woman
from the previous segment is in fact a
man-hater. Ben reminds Mike that he's not
funny.
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I'd like to
read
the E-mails
that the MB cast and crew was circulating at the time this
episode was being made.
It's more fun on
top.
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