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Trick
or Treat:
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Greg
makes up for the gross underrepresentation of
'Trick' in the 'Trick or Treat' Halloween
slogan. Maybe next Halloween, it'd be safer
just to ask, "Treat?"
Featuring:
Greg
Snyder
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The
Mike & Ben Nightmare
Society:
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Mike
and Ben reconvene their meeting with the
Nightmare Society to talk about what scares
them, which, coincidentally, is later played
out in 3 to 5-minute video segments
throughout the show.
Featuring:
Mike
Pesses,
Ben
Larson,
Kris
Holcomb,
Sean
Mount,
Roberta
Brodsky,
Leah
Sprecher,
Sean
Hart,
Jason
Eason,
Lawrence
Givens,
Myles
Nye,
*
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Greg
Snyder
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House
of the Damned:
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Mike, Ben and
Jason are led through a truly sub-par haunted
house, led by an unenthused host and his inept
assistants. What they don't discover until the
end is that during their tour, they had been
exposed to lethal doses of radiation. Now are
you scared?
Featuring:
Mike
Pesses,
Ben
Larson,
Jason
Eason,
Tim
Heiderich,
Joe
Walcek,
Roberta
Brodsky
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The
Mike & Ben Nightmare
Society:
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Kris
tells a taut, terrifying story about a night
he went out for a little scare and got more
than he bargained for. He barely survived an
encounter with something that was 'too big to
be a dog'. But was it all a dream?? Maybe
it's just because he slept in late and got up
early.
Featuring:
Kris
Holcomb,
Sean
Mount
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Know
Your Wolves:
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Lycanthropy
takes many forms, including: the profane
Swearwolf, the SteppenWereWolf and even more
goddam wolves you've never heard of.
Featuring:
Tim
Heiderich
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The
Mike & Ben Nightmare
Society:
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What's
the most terrifying show on TV? Rosie
O'Donnel? Empty Nest?
Moesha? Step By Step? Family
Matters? Hangin' with Mr. Cooper?
The Mike & Ben Show?
Featuring:
Kris
Holcomb,
Sean
Mount
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The
Mike & Ben Nightmare
Society:
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Lawrence
has a scary story to tell... it took place
400 years ago on a night just like tonight.
It's called slavery and it fails to terrify
the rest of the group. Really, it's more
funny than scary.
Featuring:
Lawrence
Givens,
Roberta
Brodsky
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Jessica's
Boobs:
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When
Jessica was confronted by UCLA's own
bogey-man "The Groper", she thought it'd be a
good idea just to pull down her top, let him
suckle and have done with it, but The Groper
sucked out her tits and is now doing God
knows what with them!
Featuring: Jessica
Moss,
Tim
Heiderich
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Jessica's
Boobs- Aftermath:
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Now tittyless,
a sullen Jessica reminisces about her missing
mammaries and laments being complimented on her
great personality and intelligence.
Featuring: Jessica
Moss,
Tim
Heiderich
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The
Mike & Ben Nightmare Society - "The Thing"
Pts. 1 & 2:
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Ted Martin and
Sam Phillips were good friends who, one night,
encountered a well-dressed zombie. Ted tried to
touch it and died a year later. If you ask me,
that asshole got what he deserved. A
re-enactment answers the burning question: How
did Ted spend the last 12 months of his
life?
Featuring:
Myles
Nye (voice),
Sean
Hart, a
friend
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The
Mike & Ben Nightmare
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Greg's
retelling of the "Large Marge" soliloquy from
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is interrupted by
low-flying aircraft. Sean says the ugliest woman
alive hunts vampires from the UCLA
belltower.
Featuring: Greg
Snyder,
Sean
Hart
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Krissy
the Vampire Slayer:
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Krissy
saves a helpful college man and slays a
Mistress Vampire - not with a stake throught
the heart, but with the fatal kick to the
cunt.
Say, would a vampire find a menstruating
woman more or less attractive than
usual?
Featuring:
Joe
Walcek,
Jessica
Moss,
Kris
Holcomb
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