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Identity
theft is the #1 growing crime in America; if you
lose your BruinCard, you can bet there's someone
out there waiting to make an ass out of you by
sliding your card through anything they
can.
Featuring:
Greg
Snyder,
Mike
Pesses
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Opening
credits
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Brother
Wizard:
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Tired of
the same old binge-drinking, homophobic,
privileged, interior-decorating lifestyle of the
Greek system? Brother Wizard has a fraternity
you just might be interested in.
Featuring:
Jason
Eason,
Sean
Hart
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Racist
Vagina:
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This
bastard child was spawned from varying degrees
of input from each writer, but (poor thing) no
one would to claim responsibility for it. No one
except Noah Bookman.
Featuring: a
talking vagina
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Freshman
of the Week:
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You see,
for a bit to be considered a 'weekly' segment,
that means you need to run it more than one
time.
Featuring: Ben
Larson,
Joe
Walcek,
Jane (a Freshman)
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Fuck
Mumia:
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First in
a long line of themed bits advancing unpopular
opinions through bold, misguided and
non-sequitorious lines of reasoning.
Featuring:
Tim
Heiderich,
Mike
Pesses
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Discount
Dogs:
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Like the
business model adopted by many now-defunct
dot-coms,
Ben tries to unseat the Hot Dog Baron by
undercutting his prices and sell hot dogs below
cost.
Featuring:
Ben
Larson
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A
Major Change:
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Like most
college students, Myles tries some lesser-known
majors before ultimately settling on one he
really isn't happy with.
Featuring:
Myles
Nye
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Racist
Vagina:
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The
racist vagina extols the virtues of sex with a
white vagina, before detouring on a diatribe
against the 'filthy, unwashed, brown
races'.
Featuring: a
talking vagina
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Kris:
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Kris
makes a genuine attempt to make friends with
dorm residents by visting them in their rooms.
Kris rambles on, while each of them humors him
with a tolerant gaze but eyes that hint, "FOR
GOD'S SAKE, PLEASE LEAVE."
Featuring: Kris
Holcomb
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Get
the Story... Security Guard:
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This L.A.
Times ad focuses on the strong and often
uneducated arm of the film industry: the 'get
the fuck back guy', formally known as a security
guard.
Featuring: Sean
Morris, Tim
Heiderich,
Sean
Heckman
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Racist
Vagina:
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This
sassy talking vagina has a lot to say about
Indians, the ones with feathers and the
ones with dots. And Ghandi? He was a fag. Then
this girl's other lips start flappin' and she
gets into an argument with her own pussy.
Featuring: JonBenét
Ramsey and her talking vagina
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