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Pamphleteers: [view] Click to Enlarge The UCLA student's own Guardian Angels, 'Pamphleteers' are there to protect students from the constant ouslaught of flyer peddlers that litter the walk to class. Also, M&B's second use of Prodigy to carry a bit along. Featuring: Mike Pesses, Thor Erickson, Joe Walcek, Lawrence Givens, Eric Fagundes, Jessica Moss, Myles Nye. Opening credits Mikowski & Benski: [view] Click to Enlarge Cold-war-era propoganda dramatizing the ills that befall good-natured, non-masturbating Johnny when he is exposed to the Red Threat that is "The Mikowski & Benski Showski". Featuring: Greg Snyder, Myles Nye, Roberta Brodsky, Thor Erickson Dorm Delight Delish!: Click to Enlarge Ketsoup (or Souchup, in French): 1 drizzle Heinz® ketchup 1 cup Brita® water Stir vigorousy. Serve chilled or heated in a microwave. Add a whole unripened apple for added flavor. Serves one. Featuring:  Sean Hart Nervous Breakdown Girl: [view] Click to Enlarge A typical day in the life of a girl who has a nervous breakdown when confronted by: loud noises, minty pretzels, sunlight, Black people and being tired (and also apparently the drop of a hat). Featuring: Leah Sprecher Alcolympics: Click to Enlarge First, you must understand that it's illegal to drink on campus. And second, that things are much funnier when you're drunk. Ben and friends test their endurance in several competitions that push the limits of the human liver. Featuring:  Ben Larson, Nelson Hung, Ben Feller Reading Rainbow: [view] Click to Enlarge Don't judge a book by its cover - read every last page of it before you throw it on the bonfire and cleanse your 1000 year empire of its subversive literature. And start with The Indian in the Cupboard; Indians just don't make good reads. Featuring:  Joe Walcek, Eric Fagundes, Jessica Moss, Leah Sprecher, * *, Nelson Hung, Mike Pesses Mainline - Where Are They Now?: Click to Enlarge Tired of another 'Behind the Music' parody? Then enjoy a 'where are they now' look at the people who made what has been called, "A dream come true." - UCLA's first 15-minute, bimonthly soft-hitting newsmagazine show Mainline. Featuring: Tim Heiderich, Sean Heckman, Adam Epstein, People from Mainline 5-Second Rule: [view] Click to Enlarge There are starving people in China! So what better way to rub it in their faces than by eating everything in sight, on the ground, off the stairs, off the sidewalk and out of the garbage? Featuring: Joe Walcek 2001 MB Award Winner: Best Use of Food Pass that thing and go back to the top