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Temptation Island: Click to Enlarge In an allusion to the FOX ratings whore Temptation Island, homely students bump, grind and grope on a traffic island. Featuring: Sean Hart, * *, Roberta Brodsky, Tim Heiderich Next Clip> Opening credits Insult Street Magician: Click to Enlarge This fusion performer combines in-your-face street magic with contempt for his audience, which translates into any genre. Featuring: Greg Snyder Next Clip> Temptation Elevator: Click to Enlarge When the elevator suddenly stops, these strangers seize the opportunity for an impromptu foursome. Featuring: Sean Hart, * *, Roberta Brodsky, Tim Heiderich < Previous Clip Next Clip> Checks and Balances: [view] Click to Enlarge Why should Publisher's Clearinghouse be the only ones who get to pay people with a giant check? Myles Nye learns the hard way how difficult it is use such a large check for everyday things. If he had balloons and a Prize Patrol van, he probably would have had more success. Featuring: Myles Nye Insult Street Magician: Click to Enlarge Greg uses a magic wand to spell out on his chest what one guy is thinking. Featuring: Greg Snyder < Previous Clip Next Clip> Temptation Carpool: Click to Enlarge When embarking on a long trip, it's better when you all come together. Featuring: Sean Hart, * *, Roberta Brodsky, Tim Heiderich < Previous Clip Next Clip> Bracism: Click to Enlarge A braced individual is ostracized, only for wanting to correct his overbite. Ol' railroad tracks' girlfriend betrays him by getting hidden braces, but Lance finds support in his hetero brace-buddy, even though neither of them are gay. Now there's a group that deserves persecution: orthodontists. Featuring: Sam Paz, * *, Kiel Kennedy Temptation Drinking Fountain: Click to Enlarge A parched Tim meets a girl that whets his whistle. Featuring: Tim Heiderich, Roberta Brodsky < Previous Clip Next Clip> Gay Galaxy: [view] Click to Enlarge Imagine if the entire universe was gay. No, not everyone in the universe, the universe itself. Featuring: Tim Heiderich (voice), Ben Larson (voice) 2001 MB Award Winner: Please Never Mate Jupiter & Moon Temptation Intercourse: Click to Enlarge "I don't think it's a good idea that we sleep together." "OK, then we'll just have sex." Featuring: Sean Hart, Roberta Brodsky < Previous Clip Next Clip> Anti-Humor: Click to Enlarge Sean Hart believes he is the first person to think of himself as an individual. Featuring: an overwhelming amount of pretention 2001 MB Award Winner: Worst Bit Table Dance: Click to Enlarge Two high school graduates battle over a lunch table, using fist-fighting, voguing, and some extreme arm wrestling in this week's Retard Jamboree. Things take a turn for the worse when the table defender tears his attacker's arm off... right at the sandwich. Featuring: Matt Motal, Jeff Parker Temptation Apocalypse: Click to Enlarge The last two people alive attempt to rebuild the human race doggy-style. Featuring: Sean Hart, * * < Previous Clip Insult Street Magician: Click to Enlarge An escape artist trick becomes disastrously disappointing on a windy afternoon. Featuring: Greg Snyder < Previous Clip   Pass that thing and go back to the top