"The Action/Adventure Episode"

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Cocaine PSA: Click to Enlarge Because Red Bull is for pussies. Featuring: Adam Epstein Opening credits - Sean Heckman's Wet Dream Hosting Part 1 - The Fans: Click to Enlarge Greg and Mike share a mic when they go to see drag-race... drag-racing. The duo use their media passes to take advantage of a sport they really know nothing about. Mike interviews a professional cameraman who tries to ignore us, a kid and a kindly,accomodating man by the name of Ambrose, who we won't see again until he's become a drunken asshole. Featuring: Mike Pesses, Greg Snyder Manora Impossible: Click to Enlarge Part one of the Manora opus where Manorah, a secret agent, steals the N.O.C. (or not Out of the Closet) list. Later aired with its climactic fight scene. Featuring: Jason Eason, Greg Snyder, Jeff Parker, Carrie Lemus Hosting: Click to Enlarge Greg and Mike speculate on the day when drag racing cars will become so long that they will have won the race even before it begins. Featuring: Mike Pesses, Greg Snyder One-Liners: Click to Enlarge "Looks like he's on a roll." "Someone's all washed up." "Adios, Mutherfucker." These lines don't just write themselves! Featuring: Joe Walcek, Lawrence Givens, Sean Mount, Russ Bourne, Thor Erickson, Roberta Brodsky Ben's Blind Date: Click to Enlarge Ben slips some roofies into his blind date's drink. Remember: date rape is still a date. Featuring: Ben Larson, Adam Epstein Hosting Part 2 - The Cars & The Crews: Click to Enlarge Greg runs into the pre-race area to pester the racing crews. Mike is enamored with the Frankenstein race car, an obvious choice with the Mummy being so slow and the wolfman being kinda 'touch-and-go'. Greg puts it to a driver: which is faster, a pro-stock car or a top fuel? Top fuel or a cheetah? Two cheetahs? Three cheetahs, tag-teamed? A cheetah in a pro-stock vs. a swift in a top fuel? Keep in mind the swift has wings, not hands. Featuring: Mike Pesses, Greg Snyder Racing Instructional Video: Click to Enlarge Loose (aka "Nervous" or "Oversteer"): The rear of the car over responds to slight inputs of the steering wheel, or excessive throttle. Colorful examples follow. Featuring: the music of Cake The Run Of Shame: Click to Enlarge A long-time tradition of UCLA is to get sorority girls (or Horós) liquered up, horny as hell and then run for your life. An extreme sport among extreme sports, because no one fears getting crabs from a bull. Brave, flamboyant men lead the Horós on a chase to the ceremonial coliseum, where they will be slaughtered. Featuring: Ben Larson, Adam Epstein, Thor Erickson, Sean Hart, Myles Nye Hosting Part 3 - The Drivers: Click to Enlarge Drag racing is so loud, I can't handle it. It's soo loud. Greg asks WWF driver Jerry Toliver whether The Rock is going to race today and asks him to come clean about how the races are fixed beforehand. Greg asks Tony "The Cheetah" Pedragon of Team Castrol just what's so funny about the 'funny car' and Tony says it's a misnomer and Mike suggests they change the name to a more respectable 'frankenstein car'. Greg mentions rumors of a cheetah tearing up the race track, but Tony is cool, "A cheetah don't want none of this car here." But then Greg gets to the hard questions. Who'd win in a fight: Hemingway with a bass guitar or Les Claypool with poison marshmallows? Mike and Greg talk to Bud's Kenny Bernstein who won't budge on drinking and driving, but that Coors stuff, you drink that and you'll go blind. Featuring: Mike Pesses, Greg Snyder, Jerry Toliver, Tony "The Cheetah" Pedragon, Kenny Bernstein Credits: Click to Enlarge After waiting two hours for no-show John Force, the group helps themselves to the Team Castrol's burrito buffet, steal a couple sodas and leave in shame. Featuring: Mike Pesses, Greg Snyder   Pass that thing and go back to the top