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Biochem 153L: Click to Enlarge This blockbuster lab class is the hit course of the year, opening to rave reviews, like "As exciting as a biochem lab class can be!" If you only take one class this year, make it Biochem 153L! Featuring: Myles Nye, Thor Erickson, Greg Snyder Opening credits Hosting: Click to Enlarge A noticeably young Mike and Ben welcome us to the show and introduce "Rap It Up", unaware that this hosting clip is taken a year and a half out of context. It is, however, a delightful allusion to Mike & Ben's first worst episode. Featuring: Ben Larson, Mike Pesses Next Clip > Autistic Palm Pilot: [view] Click to Enlarge If you want a compact, portable data assistant, don't waste time with one of those complicated Palm devices - what you need is an autistic boy. Their attention to detail, lightning-fast math skills and retention of endless amounts of useless information make them the perfect tool for organizing your unremarkable life. Wireless networking allows your Autistic Palm Pilot™ to communicate to other palm pilots by playing the spoons. Featuring: Sean Hart, Tim Heiderich, Myles Nye, Viera Juarez Bread or Dog?: Click to Enlarge Beagle? Dog. Bagel? Um, bread. Saint Bernard? Dog. Sweet Batard? Uhh... dog, no wait! Bread. Featuring: Myles Nye Next Clip > Jessica Moss- Humor Expert: Click to Enlarge Jessics continues the either/or theme of the show established by "Bread or Dog?" by listing things that are funny and things that are not. Featuring:  Jessica Moss Next Clip > Haircut or Small Furry Animal?: Click to Enlarge Marmot? Uh, animal. Mullet? Haircut, naturally. Shrew? Animal. Crew? Haircut, I think. Rachel from Friends? Ooh, that's a tough one. Featuring: Myles Nye < Previous Clip Next Clip > Hosting: Click to Enlarge Mike and Ben introduce the Tech Wreck segment by putting each on glasses and half-assing nerd stereotypes that haven't been relevent since the Cold War. Featuring: Ben Larson, Mike Pesses < Previous Clip Next Clip > Will and Grace: Click to Enlarge Will and Grace is a popular sitcom, lauded for its accurate and even-handed portrayal of gays as flamboyant, sex-crazed morons. But what if Will and Grace was instead a realistic portrayal of Will, an Asian American, and Jack, a buck-toothed shutterbug fresh off the boat, who stinks of soy? Or what if Will was African American and Jack was Jack X? Or if Will was retarded and Jack was A FUCKING RETARD? Featuring: * *, Russ Bourne, Nelson Hung, Jason Eason, Jason Eason, Greg Snyder, Sean Heckman Jessica Moss- Humor Expert: Click to Enlarge Abortion? Not funny. Coathangers? Not funny. Coathanger abortions? Funny! The Holocaust? I feel like I should say 'not funny', but then explain to me "Life is Beautiful"? OK... not funny. Featuring: Jessica Moss < Previous Clip Next Clip > Pregnancy - the Permanent STD: Click to Enlarge Don't blink or you'll miss it. Featuring: * * Kevin Spacey Shoots or Gets Shot?: Click to Enlarge Amazing how one performer's work can easily be split into two distinct categories. Take John Travolta: "Saturday Night Fever" or crap? Featuring: Myles Nye < Previous Clip Next Clip > Hosting: Click to Enlarge Mike and Ben introduce the wildly popular segment where we pose as professional psychiatrists. Ironically, in that bit we looked like we had absolutely no idea what we were doing, just like real psychiatrists. Featuring: Ben Larson, Mike Pesses < Previous Clip Next Clip > Vaginal Rabies: Click to Enlarge Jessica has a bad case of vaginal rabies that gets Mama's silk purse fighting with people she meets like, well, pussies and dogs. Maybe it would have been for the best if she had taken a cue from "Old Yeller", dragged it out to the woodshed and shot it. Featuring: Jessica Moss, Jeff Parker, Jason Eason, Sean Hart, Tim Heiderich, Price Peterson Next Clip > Good TV or Bad TV?: Click to Enlarge The questions get sidetracked on the abomination that was ABC's The Mole. Featuring: Myles Nye < Previous Clip Sean Heckman - Master Impressionist: Click to Enlarge Sean's impressions of a raving Joaquin Phoenix and a rattled Jodie Foster are strangely similar while his Francis Ford Copploa is less than flattering. Featuring: Sean Heckman Jessica Moss- Humor Expert: Click to Enlarge Suicide? Not funny. Failed suicide? Funny. Hysterectomy? Not funny. Botched hysterectomy? Funny; botched anything, really. Old testament? Funny. There's some funny shit in there - a whole town that just has butt sex? You gotta be kidding me! After Jessica finishes, the camera keeps rolling. Not funny. Featuring:  Jessica Moss < Previous Clip Vaginal Rabies - con't: Click to Enlarge Thor is discussing the idea about an Autistic Palm Pilot with the rest of the writers when Jessica's vagina attacks him; honestly, she should get a muzzle for that thing, a chastity belt or a strip of duct tape even. Featuring: Jessica Moss, Greg Snyder, Thor Erickson, Myles Nye, Sean Hart, Tim Heiderich < Previous Clip Hosting: Click to Enlarge Mike and Ben are so proud of their second show - in the bag. Maybe just a bag over its head would suffice. They then introduce a letter-writing contest to win a date with them, which is later shortened to a handful of tryouts. Featuring: Ben Larson, Mike Pesses < Previous Clip   Pass that thing and go back to the top