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"What's News" #2
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25th Episode
Valentine's Day #2
Kris Tribute
Las Vegas
Too Shitty to Remember
Fast Things
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Jessica's
Adventures:
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Jessica
relaxes with her battery-operated boyfriend.
Don't freak out, she's not dating a robot,
it's just her well-worn vibrator.
Featuring:
Jessica
Moss
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Opening
credits
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Retard
Jamboree:
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How
much do you love me? More than Jesus? More
than submarines? Pissing? Picking your
nostril? Twice your 'how tall you am'? A food
fight ensues between a redneck couple
determined to figger out who loves whom
more.
Featuring:
Greg
Snyder,
Leah
Sprecher
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Sad
Robot:
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A Sad
Robot thinks he's dying, and his inventor
won't return his phone calls. Sometimes I
wonder why they bother putting emotions in
robots these days.
Featuring: The
Sad Robot
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2001
MB Award Winner:
Best
Animation
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The
Marrying Kind:
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Thanks
to the internet, Myles is an ordained
minister - probably of some backwater
religion like Ba'hai - but a minister
nonetheless. Here he tries marrying off Andi
to many slow-moving and slow-reacting guys,
as well as a wayward girl, but in each case,
the honeymoon's over in under 5
minutes.
Featuring: Myles
Nye,
Andy Goldblatt
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Sad
Robot:
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When a
robot suggested saving the planet by
recycling, his friends thought they'd recycle
him, and now he's a sad robot. That ugly
breakup with the toaster didn't help things,
either.
Featuring: The
Sad Robot
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Michelle
Kwan Epic:
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Sean
sulks around Santa Monica, thinking only of
Michelle Kwan and forsaking all others, even
the Son of God. Michelle, will you hurry up
and call Sean, so we don't have to watch
another one of these emotive epics?!
Introducing Michelle Kwan Pong
Featuring: Sean
Heckman,
Sean
Hart,
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Anti-Anti-Valentine:
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Claire
has had enough of all that bitching about
Valentines Day and starts bitching about all
that anti-Valentine's Day bitching. Really,
what's next? Complaining about wealth?
Criticizing equality? And such inspired
methods: dead roses, 'Love Stinks' T-shirts?
Can't you thank your unlucky stars without
everyone else having to hear about it?
Featuring: Claire
Morales,
Greg
Snyder
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Plumbing
For Love:
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This
Valentine's Day, show all affection to all
your loved ones, even if they aren't human...
or alive. A lucky toilet gets a heart-shaped
disposable seat cover from its owner - now if
only it didn't have to put up with that
bitch's shit, says the toilet.
Featuring: Roberta
Brodsky
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Girls
Shouldn't Kiss:
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Two
straight girls give a lesbian kiss a try, but
the experience leaves them feeling
dirty.
Featuring: Jessica
Moss,
Erin Hunter
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2001
MB Award Winner:
Best
Music
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Hello
Asian Ladies! :
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Sean
Gives a shout-out to the Asian ladies.
Featuring: Sean
Heckman
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Girls
Shouldn't Kiss:
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Two
couples try making out, but the noxious
experience leaves them each needing a shower.
Still not clean....
Featuring: Jessica
Moss,
David Reese, Reid Lee, Erin Hunter
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Sad
Robot:
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The
Sad Robot tripped on a can of soup at the
supermarket. While he lay there
incapacitated, people kicked him in the head.
When his parents told him they loved him,
they were being sarcastic.
Featuring: The
Sad Robot
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Valentine's
Day Aftermath:
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Your genitals
are calling in sick because last night you
didn't know when to say when, formerly-little
missy. Better not try sitting down, either. And
guys, don't worry - normal erections will return
in 4-6 weeks.
Featuring: Sean
Hart,
Leah
Sprecher,
Jeff
Parker
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Girls
Shouldn't Kiss:
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Two
guys try sharing a kiss, but things don't get
dirty until they share a shower.
Featuring: David
Reese, Reid Lee
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Credits:
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Sean
tries to wrangle a group of middle-school
students and in the studio, Sean Heckman
tries out some other unendearing lines on the
ladies.
Featuring: Sean
Hart,
Sean
Heckman
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Pass that
thing and go back
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