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"What's News" #2
Bad
25th Episode
Valentine's Day #2
Kris Tribute
Las Vegas
Too Shitty to Remember
Fast Things
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Girls
Gone Wild:
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Mike
& Ben goes to Vegas to get hot footage of
demi-reckless college-age girls out doing
anything they can to garner the affection
their fathers never gave them, or do the sort
of things their mothers would hate.
Featuring:
Tim
Heiderich,
Claire
Morales
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Opening
credits - Las Vegas
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Road
to Vegas:
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2:00
AM - West Covina
The guys jump over a hedge, Nick harasses
motorists, endorsing Miller and tells a story
about how his Dad's best friend died in
Vietman.
4:00 AM - Barstow
The travelers make a stop at the largest,
most desolate incarnation of corporate
gentrification in fuckin' Barstow. The Phil
Collins music piped in isn't enough to hold
us there; plus everything's closed.
5:00 AM - The Desert
Nearly as desolate as Barstow, we take a
break from driving, giving Greg an
opportunity to push Miller in the upcoming
West Covina election and Nick a chance to
exert his drunken might over a pathetic
desert plant.
Featuring:
Greg
Snyder,
Joe
Walcek,
Nick
Shaheen,
Sean
Heckman,
Tim
Heiderich
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Lust
/ Being Ben Larson:
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Jason
finds a magic little door that affords him
the mixed blessing of being Ben Larson:
sexual magnet for women, men, blacks and
whites. So all the stories we thought were
just covering for Ben's insecurities were
true after all.
Featuring:
Jason
Eason,
Ben
Larson,
Roberta
Brodsky,
Jessica
Moss,
Jeff
Parker,
Myles
Nye
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Road
to Vegas:
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6:30
AM - Las Vegas
The group's goddam road trip has ended,
putting them cruising down the strip in
Vegas, seeing the sights: The MGM Grand,
Bellagio, Walgreens... all open 24 hours.
7:30 AM - Denny's
Not the kind of service you'd expect outside
a ring of pergatory. Our waitress dumps us
out a pile of silverware, serves Nick a pair
of two-minute hard-boiled eggs (which he
needs to crack himself) and actively hates
us.
8:30 AM - Hitting the Strip
Not realizing we're 12 hours early, we hit
the goddam Vegas strip with the rest of the
goddam elderly Florida tourists, fighting to
fucking stay awake... and losing.
Featuring:
Greg
Snyder,
Joe
Walcek,
Nick
Shaheen,
Sean
Heckman,
Tim
Heiderich
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Porn:
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Joey
has been jonesin' for some porn. Lucky for
him, some peppy Chicanos just happen to be
standing out on the sidewalk handing out
escort flyers. Imagine Joey's dissappointment
when he sees that all the women have hearts
and stars covering their fun parts, which is
no good unless you have some Lucky Charms
fetish.
Featuring: Joey
Yusunas
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Talking
Porn:
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Porn
ads look like women, they talk like women,
they squabble among each other. Porn is
becoming more and more like real women all
the time.
Featuring: Tim
Heiderich
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Pride:
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Whether
you're proud to be a man ("This dick ain't
gonna suck itself."), Jewish ("Come with you?
You going to ask me to take a shower now?"),
able to change a tire or proud of some
marvelous "Marlon Brando Chart", well here
comes that great fall, you proud
S.O.B.
Featuring: Jessica
Moss,
Jeff
Parker,
Myles
Nye
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Fun
With Casino Security:
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We
blatantly take our cameras inside the casinos
to see whether security will kick us out, not
realizing that if you're as poor as we look,
you're truly invisible in Vegas, to both
security and waitresses alike. But waitresses
love the "Can I get a pre-emptive comp?"
line.
Featuring: Tim
Heiderich,
Joe
Walcek,
Joey
Yusunas
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Pass that
thing and go back
to the top
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