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"What's News" #3
Asian Episode
Kids Episode
Clearinghouse
of Comedy
Documentary / Best Of
Silent Episode
Musical
Farewell Extravaganza
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Opening
credits
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Asian
Interviews:
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Myles
quizzes a girl on whom she'd rather date: a
Burmese or a Cambodian? She replies neither,
but not because of their race. Whoa, nice
save, you racist Korean.
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Featuring:
Myles
Nye
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Fuck
Tibet:
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Why
not free someplace cool first? China built
this Great Wall just to keep this thing from
happening, but now Tibet's crying because
they got invaded. Well, tell ya what: China
takes you over, you make lemonade. Or is this
all just part of a plan to sell more Beastie
Boys CD's?
Featuring: Tim
Heiderich,
Mike
Pesses
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Fight
Crub:
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ddong-jip:
A practice common among delinquent Korean
adolescents of inserting the index finger
into the anus of a close friend or
enemy.
Featuring: Sean
Hart,
Russ
Bourne,
Jessica
Moss
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Hosting:
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In
true anime form, Mike and Ben threaten each
other by announcing their special finishing
moves: The Dragon-Kick, Beetle-In-Your-Face,
The Kangaroo Pouch, The
Left-Pickup-Truck-to-the-Kidney and the
Rectum Pierce, which isn't all that
combative.
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Featuring:
Mike
Pesses,
Ben
Larson
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Asian
Interviews:
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Myles
asks an Asian girl whether she ever crys up.
Please, someone get her sunglasses, she keeps
squinting, it must be really bright
outside!
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Featuring: Myles
Nye
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Rikitikitembonocharembocharibariruchipipperipembo
& Tim:
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Tim
hears some jokes from his friend
Rikitikitembonocharembocharibariruchipipperipembo
who has a great sense of humor. I
don't know, it's something about
Rikitikitembonocharembocharibariruchipipperipembo's
timing.
Featuring:
Tim
Heiderich,
Nelson
Hung
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Asians
in Hollywood - A Tribute:
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Sean
recognizes the achievements of Asians in
Hollywood, such as Lucy Liu, Pat Morita,
Michelle Yeoh, the guy from Revenge of the
Nerds and Sixteen Candles and the
Ninja Turtles.
Featuring:
Sean
Heckman
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Zum-Zumi:
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[view]
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Some kind of candy for Japanese kids with
ADD, which could be any of them.
Featuring:
Brian Masumoto, Nannette Lai,
Thor
Erickson
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2001
MB Award Winner:
Best
Bit
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Gone
Fishin':
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Families
in China are allowed to have but one child.
In an effort to keep the family name alive,
parents will leave daughters in a river to
drown. Sean has been having a hard time
meeting willing Asian girls, and so he waits
by the riverbed, eager to turn a negative
into a positive... because hey, they won't be
babies forever.
Featuring: Sean
Heckman,
Joe
Walcek
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Shanghai
Surprise:
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A
Vietnam vet somehow fell asleep for 30 or so
years, and when he awoke, he saw all the
Asians around and though he was still in
Vietnam! In an ironic twist, he discovers he
is, in fact, in America. Are the Asians here
as citizens, or are they V.C.? We'll
C...
Featuring: Sean
Mount,
Chris Cheng
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Anime
Mike befriends a Sad
Robot,
who I would not want to trade lives with.
That guy just has it rough. But Ben won't
have any of it, he thinks Sad Robot is full
of it.
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Ben
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Japanese
Sexercise:
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And I
thought the porn I watched was weird.
Featuring: Sean
Heckman
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Asian
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Myles:
"Coke or Pepsi?"
Asian: "Coke."
Myles: "Number 1 or Number 2?"
Asian: "Number 1."
Myles: "Thought so."
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Nye
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Tienanmen
4-Square:
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Whenever
we try to get together for a simple game of
four square, the military arm of the
oppressive, facist state always comes along
and ruins our fun.
Featuring: Russ
Bourne,
Joe
Walcek,
Leah
Sprecher,
Jeff
Parker
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2001
MB Award Winner:
Best
FX
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Credits:
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Myles
continues along the Coke or Pepsi line of
questioning, then goes looking for answers in
a Fortune Cookie.
Finally the 'Shanghai Ped' logo is
appropriate.
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Nye
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Pass that
thing and go back
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