"1-2-3 Happy Street"

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Opening Credits: Click to Enlarge 1-2-3 Happy Street is a kids' show that teaches kids the fundamentals; mainly the letters A, B and C and how to count to 4. It stars Jodie, Mr. Tabby-box, Grumble-Grumble (some kind of half-monster/half-robot), Mailman (who swears more than most sailors) and the Science Wizard. Featuring: Jessica Moss, Lawrence Givens, Joe Walcek, Myles Nye, Adam Epstein Next Clip > Hosting: Click to Enlarge In this needlessly repetetive segment, it is thoroughly extablished that Mr. Tabby-box is no longer friends with Grumble-Grumble by refusing to share his new toy with Grumble-Grumble. Featuring: Jessica Moss, Lawrence Givens, Joe Walcek < Previous Clip Next Clip > Racist 'Possum: [view] Click to Enlarge Ever since Sounder, Blacks and Opossums have been mortal enemies; the epithets shouted by these racist marsupials hasn't helped, either. All this and more on "Cool Animal Facts". Featuring: Sean Hart, Jason Eason Hosting: The Science Wizard explains thunder and lightning, eclipses and many other cool and mystifying natural phenomena: it's God's will... and that's a scientific fact! Featuring: Adam Epstein, Jessica Moss, Lawrence Givens, Joe Walcek, Price Peterson (voice) < Previous Clip Next Clip > Click to Enlarge A Soldier Cough: [view] Click to Enlarge Since it's a kids show, we cut out swearing, using only clean words like "Mike" and "Hawk", "Hurt" and "Watt" and other innocuous word pairings. Featuring: Tim Heiderich, Sean Hart A Grand Day at the Zoo: Click to Enlarge Myles, Mike and Viera visit the LA Zoo. Mike has a beer to help him enjoy his day while Myles samples some giraffe meat. He and Myles see koalas, a tiger with AIDS, a gray seal/big floating turd, a pair of gay giraffes and pod-spawned Orangutans. Viera, however, has a tough time finding the beaver. Featuring: Mike Pesses, Myles Nye, Viera Juarez Hosting: [view] Click to Enlarge The Mailman drops off Happy Street's mail and has a 'package' he'd like to give Jodie. His amorous advances are interrupted when the Mailman notices, and picks a fight with, the giant Baby Sun who quickly fries him with its eye-lasers. Naturally. Featuring: Jessica Moss, Lawrence Givens, Joe Walcek, Myles Nye < Previous Clip Next Clip > Mas the Monkey: A monkey with giant testicles wreaks havoc in an apartment. Featuring: Brian Masumoto, Thor Erickson Click to Enlarge Claymation: [view] Click to Enlarge A clay-mation clay-bar-room clay-brawl turns clay-deadly. Featuring: Myles Nye (voice), Price Peterson (voice) Ass-Face 2000: An amazing product that turns ugly girls into mildly presentable ones. Featuring: * *, Mikey Day, Matthew Lawrence Click to Enlarge Hosting: Click to Enlarge Josie was so preoccupied with getting Mr. Tabby-box and Grumble-Grumble to make up and share that she forgot to feed the Baby Sun, but by the time the Science Wizard reminds her, it's too late. Featuring: Jessica Moss, Lawrence Givens, Joe Walcek, Adam Epstein, Price Peterson (voice) < Previous Clip   Pass that thing and go back to the top