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Opening: Click to Enlarge In an ongoing effort to alienate the disabled, the Mike & Ben show presents its first ever silent episode. Featuring: photos of a family taken off the internet Opening credits [muted] The Digital Age - Pt. 1: Click to Enlarge Use that fancy new cel phone to tell that cute girl across the room that you can smell her rancid cooter, even from where you're sitting. Featuring: Eric Fagundes, Jessica Moss Next Clip> Pamphlet Charlatans: Click to Enlarge This nickelodeon comedy from 1910 follows the exploits of a farmer, an aristocrat, a woman on her period and a voracious student on their adventures harassing people handing out flyers. Featuring: Joe Walcek, Price Peterson, Leah Sprecher, Myles Nye Say It With Mace: Click to Enlarge Having trouble stopping people to hand them flyers? Try mace. If only they had that in 1910. Featuring: deadbeats from The Comedy Store Foley Follies: Click to Enlarge How do they make the sounds of breaking bones in movies? Celery. How do they make the sounds of fistfights, helicopters, the space shuttle launching, laser blasts, screeching tires and geese? Celery. So, how do they make the sound of celery breaking? Broccoli. Featuring: Myles Nye, Tim Heiderich, Adam Epstein The Digital Age - Pt. 2: Click to Enlarge Too shy to tell that cute girl her beaver's gotten too big for her britches? Say it with your cel, because the only thing uglier than a vagina is a hairy one. Featuring: Eric Fagundes, Jessica Moss < Previous Clip Next Clip> Closed-Captioned Porn: Click to Enlarge For those people who missed out on casio mood music and little gems like, "You fun fuck.", "Why don't you let me trade the favor?" and assorted smacking noises. Featuring: Thor Erickson Next Clip> Noisy Erections: Click to Enlarge Because if you're dating a transvestite, it's a lot harder to keep up the facade. Featuring: Myles Nye, Jessica Moss 2-Minutes Hate: Click to Enlarge BLEEP-ing Oceania. Big BLEEP-ing Brother always with the BLEEP BLEEP-ing BLEEP punch her right in her BLEEP BLEEP-ing BLEEP dolphins BLEEP-ing in our BLEEP-ing neighborhood, they're BLEEP-ing worse than BLEEP-ing foreigners. Featuring: Matt Motal, Sean Heckman, Mandy Whitig More Than Words: Click to Enlarge When you can't find the right words, say it with sound bites. Featuring: Joseph, Jessica Moss Closed-Captioned Porn: Click to Enlarge Without the dialog, I can't follow the storyline of this video. All of a sudden, it's like - why's he fucking her? Thank God for closed-captioning, I just hope I don't go blind now. Featuring: Thor Erickson < Previous Clip The Digital Age - Pt. 3: Click to Enlarge If everyone else is shouting in a crowded room, then no one's going to notice if you yell, "Fire!" Featuring: Eric Fagundes, Jessica Moss < Previous Clip Next Clip> Rimjobs OK: Click to Enlarge If you're going to perform an unnatural sex act either on yourself or another, please read the signs first. Featuring: Jason Eason, Jessica Moss, Adam Epstein, Lawrence Givens   Pass that thing and go back to the top